I've always wondered whether multiple orgasms were a myth. I know some people have them, but I personally have a long “refractory period,” during which I couldn't go again if I wanted to —which I do. But when I first tried the Satisfyer Pro 2, I was able to have three orgasms in one night (though not one session). Obviously, I wanted to know more.
The original Satisfyer is known for its suction technology, which creates air waves around the clitoris like a little vacuum. In case that's not enough, the head also vibrates. That translates to, for me at least, a much faster orgasm — it takes me only a minute or two to finish compared with my usual 5 to 10. The latest version of the Satisfyer, however, ups the ante even more. It has plus and minus buttons that make its power modes simpler to control, a wider head for more comfort, and a quieter motor in case someone's in the next room. The biggest difference I noticed, though, was that on the highest setting, it's even more powerful than the last, which both terrified and intrigued me.
I tried out the standard pink Satisfyer Pro 2: Next Generation and the Satisfyer Pro 2 Penguin: Next Generation, whose handle and head are both smaller than the standard one and shaped adorably like a penguin with a bow tie. (The Penguin's head is a bit less cushioned but more concentrated, whereas the larger one is comfier with a more diffuse sensation).
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I first tried out the regular pink one, and after experiencing the familiar one-minute, a sneaks-up-on-you orgasm that I had the first time, I decided to do an experiment. While I was fooling around with my partner, I asked him to use the Penguin on me on the highest setting. It got kind of painful when he didn't place it precisely where I wanted — the risk of an über-powerful sex toy — but once he got the hang of it, I went over the edge immediately. Then, after a minute of kissing, I told him, "Try it again." To my surprise, my legs were shaking within a minute again. Another brief kissing interlude later, I was feeling bold. "Again," I told him. It was getting uncomfortable to keep going at that point, but the Penguin quickly managed to get yet another orgasm out of me.
This was bringing out a whole new side of me. I felt greedy. I felt insatiable. I felt limitless. I felt like a sex goddess.
Despite the fact that my clit was aching by that point, I was too curious to see how far this could go to call it a night. So I used the sex toy again while we had sex. The fourth orgasm took longer, but sure enough, it arrived. Afterward I was curious how the standard pink Satisfyer compared, so I held it up to my clit and, whoops, had another one.
Final count: five orgasms. What the hell?! What would happen if I just lay there all day with this suction head over my clit? I didn't even want to know.
There was a major downside to all this, though: I'd sacrificed quality for quantity. The orgasms were abundant but not that enjoyable, especially toward the end. As the session went on, they got briefer, less intense, and more uncomfortable. And they left my clit feeling sore yet numb, so it took more pressure to reach climax each time.
Even the first orgasm of the night was nowhere near as enjoyable as those I have without a toy. It felt like I was skipping over the best part. I didn't get very wet or aroused. I wasn't even thinking sexy thoughts when I came. And afterward I didn't feel refreshed or close to my partner. These on-demand climaxes felt manufactured and inauthentic — almost like eating past the point of fullness just because there's food in front of you.
So, my final verdict? I find the Satisfyer great to use during intercourse because I can't usually come that way without a toy. It's also probably great for those who have trouble climaxing in general. But I plan to use it sparingly.
After all, when I think about what I want from sex, it's not to rush to the finish line. It's to soak up every moment, to feel connected to my partner (or myself, if I'm masturbating), and to feel super turned on before I finally reach that release. And harder-earned manual orgasms are much better for that.
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This story originally published on GLAMOUR US.
